5.27.2011

how to get a scorpio heart

catch their eye across a room..  hold that gaze.  now smile.  hold it....  look away.  continue to peruse the social arena with ease (but not agressively).  every once in a while steal another glance, as you slowly work your way through the room getting closer and closer with each passing pleasantry.

then, the final approach..  slip out of view just a couple seconds before contact (you can be sure that if the scorp is interested, they've been eyeing you all night and will notice the sudden absense)  just as you start to see them deflate thinking you've moved on..  swoop in and take them by surprise.  with a coy smile, introduce yourself and make a random comment on the festivities.

conversation will ensue, and you will have to keep it going..  the scorpios mind will be swimming, examining your apearance from head to toe, studying body language, trying to see what kind of twinkle is in your eye..  they won't have the conscious ability to manage an inteligent conversation because there are too many other thoughts taking over (if you're a good kisser, do you cuddle, what is your deepest secret).  but rest assured you have their attention.

now the big hitter:  touch them.  somehow, gently..  on the shoulder as you laugh together (hopefully the scorp will have regained composure enough by this point to alert the commic routine used by all scorps to difuse tense situations)..  the best...  make an excuse to brush something off the scorps face..  "oh, you have something just..  hold still....."  and lightly caress a finger across their blushing cheek.

you're golden..   they will be putty in your hand (or steel if you're gonna go full on scorpio).
before parting, ask for a phone number..  say you would love to see them again, and offer up oppostunities of your availabilty.  when you say goodbye, lean in for a kiss...  make it light, sweet..  but not too short (not too long either..  mouth closed and project some evergy through your lips, the scorp will feel the spark) ..as you pull away, stop and smile gazing directly into their eyes as if trying to see the color of their soul....  they are doing the same thing.  now walk away..  look back once, now keep going.

wait 15 minutes.. then send a txt "very nice" or "i like"  nothing complex, just let them know they didn't flutter out of your mind as soon as you turned the corner.

then, ACTUALLY CALL and make a date.. and you'd better plan something spectacular; they will be expecting it (and might be dissapointed if your "first date" isn't all that memorable)

now that will capture any scorpio..  guaranteed. 

5.25.2011

the feathers persist..  they are changing shape.  these birds of unknown origins just won't stop shedding their wings ALL OVER THE FUCKIN' PLACE!!!




5.19.2011

hippy tweed and the orange velvet

solar opposites, living in tandem..
a pile of rainbow colored chicken bits between.
where "free" is an excuse to do anything,
and squash shall pour from ears like wax.
the mastermind assault will go global..
world domination is at hand.


they are:

HIPPIE-TWEED AND THE ORANGE VELVET



appearing at DASporch - summer 2011



5.17.2011

so that was it..

that was the scorpio full moon..  they happen but once a year (on a very rare occasion twice, remember much of 2008?).  every lunar cycle alters my consciousness ever so slightly.  some more than others..  and usually, what we just had culminate at 7.08 eastern time this morning, is one of the most intense lunar occurrences my frazzled mind is forced to endure.  i can't say this most recent was any different.

 "i wish we could open our eyes.. and see in all directions at the same time."

i'm not exactly sure how the night ended..  or if it ever really did.  i know the condition in which i grumbled back into consciousness; but the details preceding are hazed with bourbon dregs and flashes from an INTENSE dream cycle.  (here are all you're mistakes..  learn how to fix them or you're not going anywhere.)  but somewhere in the debauchery, i started this conversation...

i have no idea where it's going, or what the purpose is..  but it should be interesting.  the full moon fell just 2 degrees past the position held by uranus at the moment i was born.  uranus brings surprises..  one can almost always expect a surprise when the transiting moon passes your natal uranus.  (as you all giggle, i will try my damnedest to fit URANUS into this post at least a dozen more times).  my uranus, and the full moon occurred in my 11th house, affecting my worldly network/friendships/relations beyond this lowly soul.  so in fact..  it is no surprise at all that uranus has pushed me to expand my circle.  i've abandoned the fickle trenches of "internet dating" and grown to encompass a much less desperate collective.  

http://www.elsaelsa.com/

i've learned more about astrology and myself in the past few months engaging this blog/message board than i have been able to uncover in the past 30 years.  if anyone reading this has an interest in astrology, i would definitely recommend giving a look.  it is an amazing collection of minds from all over the world comparing ideas and helping each other grow..  in every way.

and so yeah..  cheers to uranus!!  because uranus is great..  even if grossly over extended and imposing.  i couldn't have done any of this without uranus. 




I LIKE URANUS..URANUS LIKES ME TOO..SAY HI TO URANUS FOR ME..THANK URANUS FOR THAT







stone washed

 i always just considered them jewelry..  pretty to look at, fun to wear.  but as my beliefs on the validity of metaphysical energy have increased, i find myself unable to deny the sheer power behind these pieces of earth.  they live with their own particular vibrational frequency, constantly attracting and emitting energy.  as they react upon my physicality, they also transfer the energies from the surrounding world into me.  and as i've learned, these energies can become stifled and egregious all at once.  wearing any of these stones at that point is like a fifty pound weight pulling down my shoulders.  my brain waves become frantic and congested.  

so, i cleansed and charged my stones last night..  laid in a silver tray filled with lake water, set in the rain under the full moon, beneath my favorite apple tree.  i'd never done this before, but discovered the process by simply asking the world at large.  they answered, i engaged. 



Labradorite is thought to relieve anxiety, hopelessness and depression, replacing them with self-confidence and inspiration.  dispelling negative energy it enhances clarity by improving ones cooperative abilities.  it gives perseverance, strength and intuition during times of conflict and change.

Rhodochrosite cancels depression and lightens ones mood, as well attracts love and happiness.  it is also thought to help attract ones soul mate.

Citrine gems (my birthstone) dissipate negative energy.  it promotes optimism and attracts abundance. increases intuition and the ability to adapt to the process of change.

Serafinite is thought to reinforce the communicative abilities between the physical world and the ethereal plane.  it aids in healing, weight loss and can even act as an antihistamine.

Jade promotes harmony and peace, counteracts depression and repels evil spirits.

Moss Agate, purple and green (the warriors stone) balances emotions, heals the heart and brings positive emotions.  it is also great as a gardeners stone, channeling energy to plant life, increasing prosperity as well as manifesting wealth and abundance.

Sodalite is thought to be the artists stone, promoting inspiration and creativity while providing protection, bringing inner clam and peace to the wearer.


..if this works, i'm going to expand the collection....  can't hurt.  

5.16.2011

luna llena cometh..

it's a monday..  mid may.  full moon.  scorpionic.   i start now to profess my emotions.   i write as expression..  as a thought.  this is my mindscape............

there was a time, once, when i thought i was alone..  even surrounded by the closest commandants, i felt separate (which i suppose exudes the sentiment of commanding).   i may be singular, but i am not lonely.   the world we inhabit provides the opportunity to encounter anyone who we so well choose..  just type a topic and the most efficient librarian ever birthed (google?) shall drop a bevy of all related topics in your lap.  you can find your bee girl in the inter-webs..  this is my recollection of the process.

here, shall play stones and crystals.. planets and stars... randomness of though and the world discovered through electrons.  threads from each direction will tie into this knot.  from gathering to re-dispersal.. so is the flow of energy and life.


enjoy.